A New York Yankee hating Red Sox fan who eats so much cock the he/she regularly burps male ejaculate.
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Joe D: "Have you heard of this Paul K. Guy."

The Mick: "Yeah. He's some chowderhead Red Sox Cum Burper who has to get on the Internet to spout off about the Yankees in an attempt to raise his self-esteem a mere 5 days after the Yankees swept his sorry ass Red Sox."

Joe D: "Oh yeah. That guy. He should be worried about his own team being 3 1/2 games out of the wild card spot at the midway point."

The Mick: "Fo' Sheezy, Joe"

The Babe: "I used to live in Boston. What a shit hole. Reminds me of where God would go if he had to take a shit. I'm glad they sold me."
by Derek J. July 9, 2004
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you are a fucking moron. at least 39 times the red sox have not had a better team than the yankees and many more times. and many more times in the future will the yankees have the better team starting with 2005.
the red sox are in agony again (hehe) as the yankees are celebrating yet another world championship.
by get your story straight June 18, 2005
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The most overrated rivalry in sports. No one outside the northeast U.S. gives a shit about it, in fact we're sick and tired of hearing about it.

Here's a list of better active sports rivalries, in no particular order:

North Carolina vs. Duke
Ohio State vs. Michigan
Redskins vs. Cowboys (Bears vs. Packers is overrated)
Maple Leafs vs. Canadiens
Barcelona vs. Real Madrid

and that's just one per major sport. If one wanted to go into more than one per sport, go into the past, and dig through other sports, one could bring up much better rivalries like Ali vs. Frazier, Lakers vs. Celtics, Brazil vs. Argentina, I could go on forever...

Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry is a media creation from obnoxious New Yorkers who think the world revolves around them.
by protro August 24, 2006
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The most coooooooooooooolest band in summers county. EVAR! LOL!
Drummers>>>>>>>>j00
by kat October 23, 2003
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When someone does or says something truly awesome that can makes you feel awesome

When something happens that is surpasses a great degree of awesomeness
Friend1: "Did you hear the HP reference they used?

Friend2: "Yeah mahn, it roc'ed my sox so valiantly!"

or

"That concert roc'ed my sox so valiantly!"
by Shaunyce aka DIVA April 1, 2008
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A low-pressure sodium lamp (LPS) is a gas discharge lamp that uses sodium in an excited state to produce light. It has a glass tube containing solid sodium and a small amount of neon and argon gas. It emits a dim red/pink light at first, then a bright yellow light when the sodium vaporizes. It has some advantages for road and tunnel lighting, such as low glare, low surface luminance, and reduced accident rates. These lamps are mostly used for street lighting as well as industrial uses
Sox Street Light Sex Story is A low-pressure sodium lamp (LPS) is a gas discharge lamp that uses sodium in an excited state to produce light. It has a glass tube containing solid sodium and a small amount of neon and argon gas. It emits a dim red/pink light at first, then a bright yellow light when the sodium vaporizes. It has some advantages for road and tunnel lighting, such as low glare, low surface luminance, and reduced accident rates. These lamps are mostly used for street lighting as well as industrial uses
by SEX lamp July 30, 2023
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A slightly rude way of saying "never."
Boy: You wanna go ou with me?
Girl: When the Red Sox win a World Series.
by mezzogal August 29, 2012
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