Alex: Hey James how many skittles can you fit in your asshole
James: Dude, my record is 17 how about you?
Alex: I'm to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
James: HOLY SHIT!!!
Alex yep but i win sex skittles! :D
James: Dude, my record is 17 how about you?
Alex: I'm to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
James: HOLY SHIT!!!
Alex yep but i win sex skittles! :D
by Level89Wizard August 11, 2011
Get the Sex Skittlesmug. by Kid_Wicked April 23, 2009
Get the Skittle Jizzmug. noun- The reference to making one's vagina taste like the rainbow or become brightly colored.
Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.
Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.
OMG babe your vagina taste like the rainbow did u use a Skittle douche!?
adj. Your my little skittle douche :)
adj. Your my little skittle douche :)
by sadddpanda October 24, 2011
Get the Skittle Douchemug. Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.
Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:
"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to
1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses
2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public
3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live
4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:
"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to
1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses
2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public
3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live
4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."
Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!
Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!
Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
by gdp247365 January 2, 2012
Get the skittle sweepermug. a discreet way of calling someone a lesbian without offending them, refers o a female who likes a female
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
Get the sour skittlesmug. Guy 1: "Yoooooooo I had my dick down some stupid cunt's throat and I hit her up with the Skittle Biscuits after 4 hours of stab wound fucking!!"
Guy 2: "OH SHIT OH SHIT HARDCORE BRO HARDCORE BRO STRAIGHT UP BARBARIC"
Guy 2: "OH SHIT OH SHIT HARDCORE BRO HARDCORE BRO STRAIGHT UP BARBARIC"
by KRZ311 May 20, 2016
Get the Skittle Biscuitsmug. by swagged out gucci October 8, 2011
Get the Skittles Crushmug.