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During the early 1400's, the ancient african tribe Jawamba used to celebreate the coming winter season. During the late fall months they would select a female to represent the earth. On the day of the winter celebration all of the men in the tribe would dance around her while flogging their willies and chanting "ahhh skeet skeet skeet." Eventually they would all blast their juices upon her like a flock of seagulls taking flight. After she is covered in the white man sauce she looks like the dark earth covered with snow. After the celebration, the tribesmen invite the rest of the women in the tribe to lick it off of her.
Aunt tillie caught a load of skeet in the face from her pet chalupa today.

You better not skeet in my cooch this time mortimer!

Use the skeet Luke!
by Flogging Jawambas May 22, 2007
mugGet the skeetmug.

Skeet skeet fariri

Skeet skeet fariri means going fastly in a fariri.
by ~Macy and Kaylie June 18, 2019
mugGet the Skeet skeet faririmug.

skeet

to bust a nut, usually erratically, over a great distance
by bplzii June 11, 2005
mugGet the skeetmug.

Skeet

I will skeet in yo lemonade.
by TotosDemise May 17, 2005
mugGet the Skeetmug.

skeet

white stuff your shirt that yur friend borrowed after haveing sex with her brother
" ew chelsie she got skeet on my shirt"
by chesnees January 15, 2009
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet

skeet can mean basically anything you want as long as you do not use it in a lame way.
Man thats so skeet how we had to take that pop quiz.

Dude pass it over stop being so skeet.
by nate dawg April 1, 2005
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet skeet bitch

a female with no class, a bitch who has skeet on her face
you're a skeet skeet bitch, hoe. you will never have as much class as me.
by bbangs October 15, 2008
mugGet the skeet skeet bitchmug.

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