meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body
Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"
Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"
by keldard June 8, 2014

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.
by Smells like trout July 8, 2024

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

a vr game that combines gorilla tag movement and fortnite building to make a fun experiance for little timmys that grief everything that people build.
also you are a puppet
also you are a puppet
person 1: what game did you play? person 2: yeeps hide and seek. person 1: o my lord stop griefing everyones build they spen hours on
by cowboy monkeh April 19, 2024

by amogus mcsusface February 16, 2023
