Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

Seek

Its a cheek but seekier

i ate mommys seek last night

by Kendjaya November 4, 2018

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

Elephant Bukkake hide and seek

During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.

He was drenched in buckets of elephant semen during an elephant bukkake hide and seek.

by Smells like trout July 8, 2024

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

yeeps hide and seek

a vr game that combines gorilla tag movement and fortnite building to make a fun experiance for little timmys that grief everything that people build.

also you are a puppet

person 1: what game did you play? person 2: yeeps hide and seek. person 1: o my lord stop griefing everyones build they spen hours on

by cowboy monkeh April 19, 2024

Seek

Entity from the roblox game “doors” who has an epic chase sequence that occurs twice in the game.

Damn, the seek chase has the best music.

by amogus mcsusface February 16, 2023