Seek

A giant amorphous dollop of black sludge with several eyes. It can take the form of many things, such as hands, smaller piles of sludge with arms, giant leaping worms, and humanoid shapes.

Loves to stare at people, ruin paintings, crawl through pipes, and flood dams. Tends to have beef with queens and has a thing for chasing people. Also able to infect different creatures by covering them in its own slime, and will stop at nothing to claim who it wants.

Jeff: Hey man Seek is right behind you you should probably start running
Bob: What?!

by phanderzz June 3, 2025

Hide And Seek

Hide and Seek is a game law enforcers play with criminals. It's like Cops and Robbers. You start off by murdering someone (let's say this is a joke for legal purposes but know that it isn't). Then you need to get rid of the body. I won't tell you how I do it because the fun comes from being creative (yeah this is a joke. Not really). So figure out the way you like to dispose of dead bodies. You'll get the hang of it if you play this game enough. I already mastered this game. Hahaha. After you kill the person and get rid of the body you will have less than a week until a loved one files a missing persons report. That's when the game begins. Hahaha. The law enforcers will be the seekers and the person you murdered will be the hider. You win by never getting caught. Have fun playing Hide And Seek!!!

Based off of my definition... Let's hope we never cross paths in a game of Hide And Seek. Only one of us will walk away if we play...

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

Vietnamese hide n seek

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

by Spazmatic rifle February 18, 2021

Secret Hide and Seek

The game of playing hide and seek with the seeker not knowing they are playing

James: Dude, you want to play Secret Hide and Seek?
Me: Sure, we almost caught Kaycen last time.

by xX-Reco2-Xx November 30, 2018

Seeking

Verb. To go to a Emergence room, primary physician, or urgent care and lie about pain or anxiety to get narcotics prescribed.

He’s seeking. He just got prescribed 10 Percocet 2 days ago and he is already back.

by Dboi8 December 7, 2021

Seek it

When you tell someone to figure it out. Or, telling someone to get something

Buddy seek help.
Seek it!

by Derek McCown September 13, 2016