Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019

sea dating

The term used for long distance relationships that are intercontinental.

Hunter and I started sea dating recently.

by Br0kenAngel June 9, 2018

Sea eagle

Sea eagle. The act of floating on your back naked in a body of water with your legs spread open.

Dude i totally saw that chick laying sea eagle in your pool.

by Seabomb October 26, 2017

sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.

she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months

by shedevil666 December 31, 2016

Sea Of Shit

A large area of liquid shit that is spilled on someones carpet.

OMG. Jim just spilled a sea of shit in the dining room, we'll have to leave via the window.

by SH!T4LIFE May 5, 2020

No seas joto

Being a pussy

"A que no te animas, wey. no seas joto΅
" I bet you wont dare, man .Don't be a pussy "

by mexicanobeaner1256 December 9, 2021

Seg Sea

A slang term for sexy, typically used to bypass chat filters in online games

I'm too seg sea for my armour, too seg sea for my armour, so seg sea.

by Sigma Pharos April 16, 2009