Seedamocker Sea

Colloquially known as 'the sea of deep yogurt',
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.

If you can't float your boat
on Seedamocker Sea,
you probably can't float it anywhere.

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

Sea Sausage

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019

sea nymph

Sea nymphs are deities from Greek mythology. The reside in the seas and are described as playful and sexually attractive young women that were loved by many. Sea nymphs usually have beautiful singing voices and are said to protect sailors at sea as opposed to sirens that were said to lure and kill them.

Chad: Dude ive heard sirens are these hot chicks in the sea that sing to seduce sailors.

Jason: Yea but, like, then turned into a monster and killed them. Nah, sea nymphs are way cooler.

by cryptic feline March 23, 2019

sea scrotum

A "Sea Scrotum" is a week old shaven

prickly ball sack that resembles a young sea urchin

The "Sea Scrotum" is a weapon spiked ball mounted on the base of the shaft, resembling a sea urchin, usually with a long spike extending straight from the top and many smaller spikes around the base of the head. The spikes distinguish it from the prick, which can have, at most, flanges or small knobs.

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.

she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months

by shedevil666 December 31, 2016

sea dating

The term used for long distance relationships that are intercontinental.

Hunter and I started sea dating recently.

by Br0kenAngel June 9, 2018

Sea Shanty

1. A traditional work song aboard 17th-19th century sailing vessels. Often a call-and-response song, used to keep all the sailors' motions in time while performing tasks and spirits high.

2. After the early 2021 TikTok 'Sea Shanty' craze, the term began to be applied more broadly to acapella folk music with maritime themes evocative of traditional sea shanties (see: the Wellerman) and even more broadly to all folk music with maritime lyrics/themes. While these are not true shanties, the name has seemed to stick among zoomers.

Have you seen the sea shanty version of "Astronaut in the Ocean" that's been going around on TikTok?

by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021