snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.

1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!

by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018

snatch diving

The art of licking a woman's Snatch.

'My jaw hurts, i was up all night snatch diving.'
'Fancy a spot of snatch diving?'

by James And Stuey June 14, 2008

Skull Snatching

When someone steals your hard earned skulls away from you

Hate: *sends funny msg and get 10 skulls*
Xawsty: *snatches skulls*
Hate: STOP SKULL SNATCHING

by hates my waifu 4 laifu August 20, 2022

snatchy snatch

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.

You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.

by Thesnatchiest September 27, 2013

Snatch Smear

When a female rubs an item on her snatch before giving it to someone or placing back in its original location. This is the female equivalent of dirty dick.

I knew a waitress from some restaurant that used to snatch smear customer's toast and pancakes before serving them if they were rude to her.

by Mattoland March 12, 2017

sloppy snatch

a lift performed by somebody unfamiliar with Olympic lifting. whereby one lifts the bar from the floor overhead.

Alyssa had a rough night, so she had a sloppy snatch

by jawesome99 December 24, 2012

Dragon Snatch

When a girl queefs and it stinks like dragon breath. Halitosis of the cunt. A pussy that smells like a rotting corpse in the summer. Rancid snatch.

As soon as she peeled off her panties, the whole room became filled with Dragon Snatch.

by Inspector Vaget December 8, 2018