Short Roped

The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.

"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!

by beebob40 November 11, 2009

ropes of jizz

human male ejaculate shot forcefully and repeatedly such that the airborne liquid appears to be somewhat solid, as in thin ropes.

Dude, Mary jerked me off so thoroughly last night that I shot several hot ropes of jizz onto her face and neck. sperm cum ejaculate blow seed dicksnot

by Richard Mucus May 5, 2015

morning rope

when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.

george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.

by beevisandbutthead December 8, 2009

Spit Rope

the rope of spit between a girl's lip and a penis recently in her mouth.

Dude, she can blow me any time she wants! The last time, she strung out the longest spit rope just to see how far she could make it!

by irishly_massive September 2, 2009

choke rope

A choke rope is when one is tied by their neck with a noose then lifted and pulled up and down having sexual intercourse in the processes. A brutal act as it crushes the windpipe, killing them.

A way of torture, the woman who was sentenced to death was punished by a Choke Rope.

by NeoCrimson November 4, 2013

Roping the mule.

Masturbating. A man jerking off.
More funny and less awkward way of saying jerking off.

Hey, stop roping the mule in there. If my door is closed, I'm probably roping the mule.

by LRac0402 March 13, 2010

Tight Rope

After to cum ,Stick the tip of your dick on the girls chin and see how long you can get your cum to stretch. This is called a (Tight Rope)

oh man I totaly got like, a two meter long (Tight Rope)With Jenny on the weekend.

by Kyle Spain February 15, 2008