Parker ride

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't

Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride

by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019

riding carl

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing

Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?

No he knows his place he’s riding carl

by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019

Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.

Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.

by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017

Nasty Ride

Drive with weed in car

-yo dawg can you take me ride?

I go with nasty ride

-Ohhh , fuck that i go with cab

by newgraund May 21, 2011

Riding the worm

When you agree with/don't disagree with someone, often during a long conversation in a work context, because you can't be arsed to argue with them.

"Man, I spent an hour on the phone to a client just riding the worm"

by RangerP April 20, 2017

Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.

Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.

by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009

Profilic Ride

The hottest vehicle someone owns, and puts it as their profile picture.

Damn u have such a Profilic Ride

by Max Amillion CHARMANDER September 23, 2010