I had already done the research so I was ready. I stood up in that meeting and proceeded to ride on these fools! I had documented examples, case studies and a team already lined up!
We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...
We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...
by Petersburg24Seven February 17, 2014

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009

1. The act of a larger person picking up a shorter person around the chest and spinning around
2. A really bad innuendo
2. A really bad innuendo
1. Haha! Look at Joe giving that kid a rocketship ride over there!
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?
by bb+af June 16, 2010

by DuhJaySun December 11, 2013

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing
by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019

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by newgraund May 21, 2011
