What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

Puck slut

A girl who dates hockey players for dick

She is such a puck slut, she wants to fuck all the hockey players.

by Coochiemama March 14, 2018

Puck

In Dutch also know as a "Godver Pielekes"

Do you know Puck? She is such a godver pielekes

by psee March 12, 2019

puck

(Diaper lover slang) A large, thick, warm, squishy pancake of poop in the seat of one's diaper.

I see a big puck in your diaper.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Puck Feta

A cleaner version of "Fuck Peta".

Puck Feta, I'm gonna go kill some Vegans

by lolmaster444 April 6, 2025

Puck slut

A girl who only gets with hockey players because she has no chance with anyone else. Always on their dick

Sarah is the biggest puck slut at Iceline.

by Yourawesome March 6, 2016