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Sexual Predators

Any crusty, dusty, nasty bloke from Freeport IL.

A stank nigga that talk shit online and acts like they're the victim because they felt like a child enticed or coerced them into committing sex crimes

A bitch ass teacher/coach that tells a 14 yo girl to "break them off a piece of that ass" and thinks that nothing will come of it, but ends up going to jail and getting extorted and fucked up anyways
Them niggas Tyler, Erich, and Devarious some sexual predators from the 815.
by Dr. Shady Dre Slim May 30, 2025
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Predator Grindset

gigachad womanizer mindset involving taking what you want when you want it, without regard for outward appearances.
Beta Cuck: "Are you assaulting that woman?"
Don Juan: "No man, it's called the Predator Grindset."
by SinetPlus July 5, 2022
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Pension predator

A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect
See the age difference..shes after his money... pension predator
by Bricker81 October 23, 2018
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The Predator Missle

The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"

Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
The Predator Missle:

Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"

Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
by Vaporname June 3, 2023
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Widow Predator

A person—often a stepchild, relative, or opportunistic acquaintance—who preys on a grieving widow in order to claim property, wealth, or assets that the widow legally and morally protected. A widow predator typically waits until the husband passes away, then uses deception, manipulation, or legal loopholes to seize control of the widow’s marital home or estate, despite contributing nothing, especially in cases during the caregiving or hardship period.

This term is used to expose those who terrorize, harass, and/or exploit grief to gain material advantage, especially when the widow made all the real sacrifices and should gain, yet others do instead. They are Widow Predators.
"After ten years of caregiving, she watched helplessly as the greedy, privileged step-kids went after the widow. After her husband died, the Widow Predators swooped in, pretending they cared, only to snatch the house she paid for and maintained the entire time."
by Huntsville, AL Widow May 4, 2025
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Predator stash

When a amateur trims his mustache and looks like a sexual predator
Hey John did you see Jake's predator stash?
by Pluck February 6, 2018
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The Ultimate Parasitic Predator

MORE SO THAN A CHARLATAN!? HE is the ultimate parasitic predator!? By doing WHAT, exactly!? By facilitating the thing... That WOMEN are ALREADY DOING... TO MEN!? HE (Andrew Tate) is HELPING WOMEN use their sexually... To exploit MEN...
Hym "But it's NOT THE WOMEN who are to blame... It's HIM... And not ME, Hym but- Wait... Well... Shit, so... It's kind of ME, Hym but ALSO HIM, him...? Whatever- But HE is culpable in a way that the WOMEN are not!? The WOMEN aren't 'The Ultimate Parasitic Predator' but the guy who HELPS THEM DO... THE THING THEY ARE ALREADY DOING... HE is THAT!? Seriously, women can do no wrong to Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson! I mean, unless they are trying to ruin his pure and unsullied, golden reputation... THEY'RE DOING THE SAME THING, JORDAN! THE WOMEN... AND THE TATE... DID... THE SAME FUCKING THING! How is it not THE SAME!? And I AM the Ultimate Parasitic Predator! ME! Not HIM! And not NOT ME, Hym but HIM not him. I'm like the Neferpeto Nen power but I have a bunch of Neferpetos. But it's HIS intraction with the women... That is wrong there? How does that make any sense?"
by Hym Iam September 30, 2023
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