A term to describe someone who is seen as a fake/phony. However, this is a term used mostly by ignorant scum bags who have a great deal of growing up to do. It's one of those words that most civilized people do away with after middle school.
Duncan Disorderly: Dude, that kid's such a poser, I had that look first. (his friend walks in dressed just like him) DUDE I'm loving the look! (they proceed to high five each other and let out a Louis from "Revenge of the Nerds" style laugh)
by I_Shot_The_Sheriff September 17, 2006
A person who is trying too hard to be punk... but isn't and loves rap and Fallout Boy... and Yellowcard and Gay emo... usually a girl or a slasher(emo)...
They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.
They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.
Poser: Man, Fallout Boy is so Hard-core!
Punk: Your gay...
Poser: And so is Yellowcard and...
Punk: STFU!
Poser: Why does everyone hate me! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Punk: PWNED SUCKA! Go cut yourself!
Poser: Too late!
Punk: Your gay...
Poser: And so is Yellowcard and...
Punk: STFU!
Poser: Why does everyone hate me! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Punk: PWNED SUCKA! Go cut yourself!
Poser: Too late!
by Not Punk but a Skanker! March 14, 2006
1. Someone who tries to fit in with a crowd by following all of its trends but isn't cool at all.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.
Dude, that kid Cole is such a poser, he always brings his skateboard to school and can't even do a fucking ollie.
by cloudwacher August 12, 2006
Avril Laviegn, Simple Plan, adn GC anyone who weres abercrombie and listen to punkand thinks there punk!
by megan June 22, 2003
by Anonymous December 07, 2002
a dipshit with no life that switches from liking the jonas brothers to liking cannibal corpse in a lame attempt to gain respect from another person.
me:hey have you heard of burzum? andrea:oh yeah they're like my favorite band.. me:can you name the members? andrea:uhm aren't they like 3 brothers with long hair? me:no you fucking poser dipshit.burzum is one guy. andrea:ohh...
by little.wing. July 08, 2009