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poomerang

noun
(pronounced like boomerang) a bowel movement that inevitably returns with a vengeance after prolonged postponement

verb (intrans)
to experience the return of an urge to defecate, often with increased intensity, after prolonged postponement
We'd better find a bathroom soon, it crawled back up but I know it's about to seriously poomerang on me!
by Victor Cuevas July 22, 2006
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hover pooper

When a germaphofic is a afraid to touch the rim of the toilet with his/her ass.
Howie Mendel is a hover pooper.
by David Mertoff III February 21, 2011
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Pooper

The way a cockney describes a female bottom hole
In a cockney voice - Cor blimey Guv last night I did the Mrs in the pooper right tight un
by Steg Wilks February 25, 2011
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pooperbate

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.
Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.
by dragyn611 April 15, 2008
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poopersnatcher

Definition: A rather impossible, annoying, rude, or just down right idiotic person.

Background: Created by two sisters.
"He's being a poopersnatcher today."
by Rachel Collins November 3, 2004
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Pooper blooper

You aim for her vagina, but accidentally sticks your penis in her pooper.

Some scholars argue that Pooper Bloopers are a form of Surprise Buttsecks, however this definition has yet to be acceptet by the American Anal Association (AAA)
Girl: thats right baby, give it to me
Man: fo shizzle bitch
Girl: go for it
*sound of penis entering colon*
Girl and Man: hahaha, that sure was a pooper blooper!

Audience: hahahaha
by rick james has a new email March 22, 2010
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Pooper Paparazzi

(noun)
Somoeone who spreads their lover's (or sex buddy's) butt cheeks apart while they are passed out/asleep and snap, snap, snaps away pictures. Pooper Paparazzis don't hesitate to share their findings with all.
1. Marquisha: I think I had a run in with the Pooper Paparazzi last night!

Ashley: Why do you say that?

Marquisha: My cheeks feel loose but my butt doesn't hurt.

Ashley: Oh that Hunter is so SILLy!!!
by JMoneyCool August 28, 2011
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