Pond Lobster

The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee

Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?

Yeah, and it is about to rain too!

Figures. Damn pond lobsters...

by DSFish March 16, 2022

moldy pond

A derogatory term for a female’s genital area suggesting that it smells and is moist and dirty.

I heard Donna’s got a moldy pond.

by Jagguy412 July 15, 2023

pebble in the pond

When brainstorming, the act of throwing out an idea with the goal of breaking the tension and making it safe for others to share ideas.

Someone: We need to figure out what makes this character interesting.

*dead silence*

Me: Pebble in the pond—what if he had had two dicks?

*everyone feels safe*

by Pickle in the pie guy June 27, 2019

Pine River Pond

A small lake in New Hampshire.
The best place to spend your summers
as a child & teenager!

"What are you doing this summer?
I'm spending it at Pine River Pond!"

by ange February 5, 2005

Pond Rat

Somebody who is unclean and rude. Often frequent wet, dark and dirty corners

Fuck off you skanky pond rat!!

by W11MUN November 22, 2023

Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.

“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”

by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024

pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.

Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!

by Have a go then April 8, 2022