A woman with handcuffs who has the power to arrest you if you break the law. If she is hot.. commit a crime.
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noun.
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.
Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish
Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.
Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish
Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Person 1 Says: "I was stopped by an asshole that smelled like a small oily fish. He was overweight and overpaid."
Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"
Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"
by Nat Webster April 22, 2006
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Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"
(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"
(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!
by lyj867 November 29, 2007
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Wow, I just got busted for possesion, a couple crack rocks, and a couple grams of 'dro, fuck the police.
by Antonio "P-do" Brown June 11, 2006
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(Girl walks in a store with the mask not fully over her nose.)
Mask Police:WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE! PULL IT UP! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME COVID!!!!!!
Girl: shut up mask police.
Mask Police:WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE! PULL IT UP! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME COVID!!!!!!
Girl: shut up mask police.
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