Pokemon paranoia

The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

"Hey, you playing Pokemon?"
"Not me..."
--Pokemon paranoia claims another victim

by markhenry64 July 14, 2016

Pokemon uranium

Pokémon fan game that had a new type. Over 150 Pokémon. And a new story it can’t be played anymore unless hacked.

Guy 1 I’m playing Pokemon uranium

Guy 2 cool

by Beanos101 February 9, 2020

Pokemon Go

An app where you can catch pokemon in your neighbors backyard, lure kids with a lure module into your van, or get lost in the woods. The game play is primarily 10% "catch em' all" and 90% "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."

(Pokemon Go in a nutshell)
Player: "WOW, there's a crowbat in my backyard and I'm going to catch it!
Player attempts to catch it
Battle is interupted
Screen says, "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
Player: KMS

by Fuzzu Sonicu July 11, 2016

Pokemon Whore

The word Pokemon Whore is used to describe someone who lurks around games arcades, play grounds, skate parks, schools etc.. offering sex to males of any age in the hope of gaining a new and rare pokemon card.

Eg 1:
"That chick is such a pokemon whore.."

Eg 2:
"I totally got layed by this pokemon whore, stupid fuck face didn't realise the cards i gave her were fake"

by tails_99 July 16, 2009

Pokemon DB

Pokemondb..net, or pokemon database, is a pokemon vault of information. There, you can get info on things such as pokemon, moves, and abilities without the clutter and mess that many other sites have. It also features a Q & A section where registered users are able to ask questions concerning the game when it might not be covered in their database. The site also has a twitter account from which it posts periodic updates. While one of the lesser known pokemon sites, it still holds up well as a reliable source of information.

Want to know what moves Giratina learns in Pokemon White? Then go to pokemon db to find out.

by Pingasmaster June 14, 2011

pokemon flute

Receiving a blow job while you are still asleep, and it wakes you up way before you need to be awake.

Damn, that slut played the pokemon flute at 4 this morning, couldn't go back to sleep.

by _1_2_3_4_5_6_7_8_ June 12, 2010

pokemon boy

An Asian boy who acts and/or looks like a Pokemon character. They tend to wear shirts that feature Pikachu and are commonly seen wearing basketball shorts. Pokemon boys are a breed all their own.

Brandon: "Gavin, you are a total Pokemon boy! Always wearing that bright yellow Pikachu shirt..."
Gavin: "Don't forget to mention my basketball shorts!"

by kpopper89 January 20, 2013