Patrick

some silly goose who tries too hard to make jokes

"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"

by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019

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Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).

Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.

You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
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by FittestGNU July 15, 2016

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A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.

"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."

by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019

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Patrick is an attractive person to most people he’s very sweet, knows when something is wrong and can make you laugh is genuinely a great person , also he’s very nice and will be there for you no matter what he’s has a big butt and abs and nappy hair he’s very nice and most girls want him

Girl: Have you seen Patrick today ?

Girl#2: yeah he’s great man I would like a piece of that ass

by Oldman24 January 2, 2019

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The one who you can always rely on to be there when you need him too. Patrick is the kind of guy that tries really hard to please the girl that he likes. He will never let you down. if you are dating a Patrick, don't make the mistake of letting him go. you will regret it. trust me.

Patrick is the best choice over any guy.

by iloveboys12 July 21, 2019

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