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Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.
OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)
by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009
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Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.
"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."
by Hbriz November 2, 2011
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Car parking

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.
"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"
by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018
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cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv
I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv
by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020
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Roblox Packing

SHUT YO FAAGGOT ASS UP BITCH UR UGLY ASS SHIT WALKING DOWNSYNDROME GIRAFFE LOOKING ASS BOY SHUT UR STUPID ASS UP U SWALLOWED A METAL PIPE SIDEWAYS DOWN UR THROATH UR STUPID BITCH UR DIRTY AS SSHIT I THREW A PACK OFF SALT AT UR GRANDMA AND SHE FUCKING FAINTED AND COLLAPSED LIKE THAT ONE FUCKING DINOSAUR FROM JARASSIC PARK, SHUT UR "OOGA BOOGA" SOUNDING ASS UP U SOUND RETARDED ASS SHIT NIGGA, U GOT THE IQ OF MY SHOESIZE SHUT UR UGLY ASS UP BEFORE I VIOLATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, STUPID BITCH ILL SLAP U BEHIND UR HEAD WITH A FUCKING WIFI ROUTER U DIRTY BITCH!
Roblox packing: gets on discord call: he- other guy: NOW IMA FLAME THE FUCKFQQFQHRIHOQHRQUKQHOEQH UR UGLY AS SHIT WYMFDFHDWFWHFWIFWHWE ILL BEAT THE DFAJLFHFK U DIRTY ASS BITCH ILL KNOCK DBUIWGKUGEQIYGQQ OUTTA YO LOOKIN EQHEQEGQUQYG2YUEGF2YUEGUI2RH2 BITCH AH BOI WJDQIDKGQKQJHDQUR UGLY AS DHQUGRWGBWJHBW SHIT BITCH ILL BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YO LEGO DQJDOQHKKQEWHKWHWA SOUNDING ASS BEACH IOAN KNOW WEQHDQUHWUK WHO U TALKING TO LIKE THAT NIGGA ILL BEATTHFE JHWJHWK W *gets tired* other guy: bro we both know ill beat the fuck outta you irl and in a game
by Gigomo123 December 21, 2022
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Handsy Without Paying

to be excessively aggressive with stripper or hookers while having no intention of paying them for any service
Last night I got handsy without paying. That hooker never saw it coming.
by CuracaoAL December 22, 2009
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K-Mart Parking Lot

A place you go before school to get a suck from your ugly ass girlfriend.
If you want to see a thot, go to the K-Mart Parking lot.
by Gonorrhea45 January 12, 2018
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