not pockets

n., adj.
not pockets are those remaining pockets of fat that stick after many months of strenuous exercise. They make you look less hot. The opposite of not pockets would be, hot pockets. Hot pockets are the positive fatty areas that are atrractive. Hot pockets include: boobs and bootie (of course, those areas are not always considered "hot pockets." they can also be "not pockets.")

whoah, nothin' hot about that girl, just a bunch of not pockets goin on!

by melbeann June 10, 2009

pussy packers

Guys that don't keep their classic car original and wimp out on setting their points and taking the time to do a proper tune up, rather instal an aftermarket electronic ignition.

Jimmy shouldn't have become one of the pussy packers and had his tune up done right.

by y3110w.ssr August 19, 2011

Cum packet

A tied-off condom with the reservoir tip filled with semen stored in the fridge to later be served to a submissive.

I milked my slave into this condom to have fresh cum packet for him if he serves me well tomorrow.

by ktom49 December 11, 2012

Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.

Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.

by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013

chicken pockets

The act of masturbation with a chicken wing.

"The best part about KFC is you can use the left-overs for Chicken Pockets".

by giokup April 29, 2016

Hallsta Packet

It's when you shit in the vergina then cream pie her.

I orderd her a Hallsta packet.

by Someone else than someone July 19, 2019

corona packet

packets of work that have multiple pages that were given to students as an alternate to skyping the class. these packets, in most cases, can include over 50 pages (fuck you wildwood middle school principal)

"Here is your corona packet with 100 pages. Make sure it's done by next week or we'll give you an F. Oh and don't forget about the five other packets from the rest of your classes."

by you_frickin_fricks March 19, 2020