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Floor Swiper

An act of 4-5 individuals of the male gender finding a "diiirty" spot on the dance floor and quickly bending down simultaneously to swipe it while swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile they've evver had.
Swiper #1:"Hey dooooode do you see that dirty

spot on the flooor over thereee?!!"

Swiper #2: "I see itttt"

Floor Swiper Action: Lots and lots of swinging and thrusting their goodunkongs in the air and maintaining the happiest smile ever.
by Swiper#1 December 22, 2009
mugGet the Floor Swipermug.

the door in the floor

when you drink too much realized you have no pants on and then pass out face up on the door
man he really had a door on the floor that night.
by jerold dean November 21, 2004
mugGet the the door in the floormug.

floor ho

A ho who is not worthy of anything other than the floor while and after I'm done fucking her.
Noun: Dude, that trick was so nasty! It's all good though because she's a floor ho and knows her place in life.
by CraveMan89 August 27, 2017
mugGet the floor homug.

Floor Grippers

by Waifu!~ September 22, 2022
mugGet the Floor Grippersmug.

Gym Floor

Definition: Flat and crusty, known as Jeays Matz
Some asshole: Have you seen Gym Floor today?

Another asshole: No i haven't yet..
by FBMS May 13, 2019
mugGet the Gym Floormug.

floor d'oeuvres

Food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. Usually reserved for pets and small children.
"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."

"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""
by Altrag April 15, 2014
mugGet the floor d'oeuvresmug.

sticky floor

When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor
Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....
by squim December 6, 2021
mugGet the sticky floormug.

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