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Helicopter Karen

The soccer moms are breeding ground for the particularly aggressive Helicopter-Karens part helicopter Mom, part Karen, their fear of being around other responsible Mom's and outing their shitty Mothering combined with their outspoken hatred of all things that impose on the fostering of their narcissism makes for an overly aggressive cuntiness that can rarely be restrained without red wine and bon bons
That Helicopter Karen just followed the soccer ref home shouting obscenities while calling the police because the ref reminded her 6yr old son to tie his shoes.
by Gymsmyth September 18, 2020
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Shootin' Helicopters

When a boy/man, walks to a urinal, begins to urinate and waves his dick around the surface of the urinal as if to hit imaginary targets inside of the urinal. It can be quite entertaining to watch them spaz out while pissing.
Boy 1- "Did you see that guy in the bathroom?? WTF was he doing wavin' his dick around like that??"

Boy 2- "I dont know dude, maybe he was shootin' helicopters."
by Same_old_douche January 23, 2011
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Escalator Helicoptering

When you are either at the top or bottom of escalators that go opposite directions at the area where the railing is parallel to the ground with escalators that go opposite directions. You then lie down on the railing on your back and the belts going opposite directions cause you to spin in circles.
Random Observer: What is the guy doing?

Friend of Escalator Helicopterer: Oh, he's just Escalator Helicoptering.

Escalator Helicopterer: WEEEEEE!!!!
by raeroocha May 29, 2010
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helicopter baby

when you are born the doctor takes you and ties your umbilical cord to the ceiling fan and you fly around for a while until the knot unties
when i was born i was a helicopter baby
by LordDova May 8, 2018
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Meat Helicopter

A failed helicopter drawing. It easy to draw a helicopter that looks like a meat helicopter when you first draw one. It is very strong and has a mind of its own.
Person 1: Wow look I drew a helicopter
Person 2: Damn, that looks more like a meat helicopter
Person 1: UGH NOT AGAIN!
by eddiesgarden November 26, 2022
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Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.
God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.
by technician facts August 6, 2021
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pysco helicopter

Making your penis go hard and jumping around like fucking crazy
I was running down the street being a pysco helicopter
by Frank000 December 28, 2016
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