vacation dick

A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)

Fwb
the D

"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."

by Nickiminajyourface May 01, 2016

vacation dick

A big ass dick that is 10 inches long an 5 inches thick ! (aka pornstar dick)

hes got a vacation dick

by billy the bob joey May 02, 2016

Vacation Dick

A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.

*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"

by Navychief929 April 28, 2016

vacation dick

A huge dick, but so big you wouldn't want to be taking it regularly/long term. Opposite of boyfriend dick.

"OMG when i was in Ibiza i hooked up with a guy called Marco and OMG he had such a vacation dick."

by Joe "madman" Griffiths April 27, 2016

vacation dick

Upgraded Dick that women get when they take a "girls only" trip to vegas or other desireable destinations and are in a committed relationship. This is usually with a guy who they don't want to be with permanently but is a physical upgrade from the fucker they have sitting at home.

I was so glad that vacation dick came around. That boyfriend dick was getting so boring.

by TheOneInTheCorner85 April 17, 2016

corona vacation

The two week period the CDC confines you to your home after you return from Spring Break in an exotic locale

First I went to Cabo, then me and my girl got caught up on our Netflix during our corona vacation

by The Virologist March 02, 2020

grippy sock vacation

A stay in the mental hospital. Name taken from the grippy socks given to (mostly involuntary) patients. Patients are not allowed shoes with laces due to suicide risk so grippy socks like those used at trampoline parks are issued to patients for footwear.
See: "psych ward socks"

Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions

Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.

"If the professor gives us another fucking project, I'm going to need a grippy sock vacation!"

by MXRed February 20, 2022