A Snail Trail performed while the actor is menstruating. Named for the resemblence the after-effect bears to blood tracks left by a wounded animal. Typically performed as an act of revenge or a practical joke, and rarely with the willing consent of the recipient.
My girlfriend was mad at me last night, so she gave me a wounded deer while I was sleeping and took a picture.
by NL1981 October 27, 2011
Deer Lakes (queer lakes) is the shittiest school on the planet. Full of thots, bullies, hoes, and bitches, the football team sucks as well as the soccer teams. The teachers dont know how tf to do their jobs and they love rude ass little bitches. Also, the gym teachers are pervs.
Have you ever been to Deer Lakes? No, Ive only been to queer lakes. But I heard the football team sucks.
by SouthsideQueen May 30, 2019
Where a woman shoves a full bottle of deer park water up her rectum while a males penis is in her vagina. Most common among porn.
Because of the deer park, instead of only having a flappy pussy, she now has a flappy asscrack as well.
by fmasterp December 14, 2010
by mr sext time jacob walls the common deerer September 01, 2007
by A-Squished-FrenchHorn April 09, 2023
Nature's Dirt Bike
What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.
A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.
Antlers as handlebars.
What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.
A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.
Antlers as handlebars.
by Banana Jim April 23, 2009
Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.
I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.
Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
by Mabel Scartooney December 06, 2018