ceiling jellyfish

any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling

"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "

by Rossisaurus February 6, 2010

ceilings

When a man receives falacio so good that he busts on the ceiling above him.

Bad bitch gave me ceilings.

by u1037 March 5, 2020

ceiling pencil dart

When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.

The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Ink ceiling

The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos

I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling

by Baldy Solo January 30, 2022

Ceiling fan

hangs from the ceiling and blows air on you to cool you off

becky: omg look at that ceiling fan

me: omg it's so beautiful and blows fantastic😏

by Suck my dick1235 January 19, 2022

Ceiling Hangover

When ur so hungover the floor becomes the ceiling

Me n my friends played so much APT last night the third floor became the first floor and now I got a ceiling hangover

by Standard_Issue December 29, 2024

Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013