Nike Ninja

A Man that is of african decent who has a love for nike and the chinese temples. He also loves making seriously devious attempts on his niece from time to time

Guy 1” he must be a nike ninja”
Guy 2” innit hes black and incest”

by Shrekpornmaker3000 January 6, 2023

Nike

What you call the person you like, cuz you gotta just do it

Friend 1: OMG I like him so much, we need a code name
Friend 2: let’s call him Nike cuz you gotta just do it

by AdCapTurd June 22, 2018

Nike Shady

this guy has a psn named nike shady, he is always trying to grind for dark matter in cod, or he is trying to buy as many vapes as he can, or he is asking people for juice. he is trash at 2048 but will carry you in zombies. he does not study but still gets good grades. he goes through 10 girls in one week and he wears glasses

that guy is such a nike shady

by mr.caughlin6969 January 22, 2019

Nike

To totally misunderstand a situation and to take action that is counterproductive.

"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!

by Some other dude called Matt September 9, 2018

Nike

A super intelligent being who can destroy the morale of the opposing team with his mind games and allow his team to score 20 additional runs every game with his great team spirit.

although the raptors had a poor team they won the tournament using Nike tactics.

by anonymous August 16, 2022

Nike

Nike as name… he is kind hearted like any other person you’ve met. You could talk for hours on end or sit in comfortable silence and just enjoy his presence. Everyone truly needs a nike in their life as he is the thing you didn’t know you wanted but you definitely need. He cares for other people even to the detriment of himself. He will make you laugh until you run out of air. If you have a chance to be friends with a Nike…just do it.

person 1: Hey i need someone to help me move my stuff but i can’t find anyone
person 2: Oh just let me message Nike, he helped me move out just last week!

by elisabethcleo August 22, 2022

black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.

“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
“You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”

by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022