A hot guy with a massive, veiny weiner. He has the ability to make girls cream their pants, get themselves pregnant, give birth, raise a child, bang the kid, and mercilessly slaughter it with 10 seconds of him looking at them.
by dysonlover April 17, 2017

Nicholas Dishon is a total hottie and literally tall as frick. The most handsome boi to grace this planet. He can do whatever he wants because he’s Nicholas Dishon. No one has a more kind soul than Nicholas Dishon. He’s got the most beautiful ocean blue eyes and the most perfect hair, personality, eyes, face, f e e t, everything, etc. Known for picking up/manhandling shawty with little to no effort. Subject to bicep grabbing. You wish you were like him because you suck compared to him. You are crap compared to Nicholas Dishon. Also, super cute and handsome. Everything about him is incredible.
by JenkemCrisis January 23, 2023

by i_am_slank January 23, 2023

An absolute dumb cunt and usually a cuck. Also he is the biggest virgin ever. And he is also a kitchen bitch
Oi what's Nicholas Shorter doing?
Probably having a wanking the virgin cunt, can't get any real puss had to suck off his mum's tit all the time.
Probably having a wanking the virgin cunt, can't get any real puss had to suck off his mum's tit all the time.
by Jabraham_ June 11, 2018

P1 - Hey bro, have you seen nicholas layton
P2 - sex in my mouth oh yes fill me with cum sexy sexy woo woo!!
P2 - sex in my mouth oh yes fill me with cum sexy sexy woo woo!!
by hotmenonmyass May 18, 2020

Nicholas webster is quite the dilf. He’s always stunning in the AM and grinding in the PM. Don’t think he won’t steal yo man, he could take him in a second.
by welovenick420 April 7, 2022

The smartest and most amazing person ever. Commonly referred to in reverence with an air of mystery. Currently the world's best lover and most interesting person alive.
Son: Wow I want to grow up to be just like a Nicholas Paulson someday
Dad: I'd aim a little lower son. No one's that amazing.
Dad: I'd aim a little lower son. No one's that amazing.
by minirick February 5, 2010
