Neon is a male stripper who smokes crack all day. He never sleeps. He parties all day and night. Hes also a beach hobo.
Tom: Hey dude that party was rad last night.
Neon: Hell yeah, I fucked this Lisa chick and it was so hardcore!
Tom: That's my sister..
Neon: ...
Tom: ...
Neon: Hell yeah, I fucked this Lisa chick and it was so hardcore!
Tom: That's my sister..
Neon: ...
Tom: ...
by TheHistoryChannel July 05, 2019
One of the best Person you can meet. He/she plays Fortnite, but is trash. He/she also plays Watch Dogs 2, Just Cause 3, and more. He/she will support you in any shape or form. They can also fight back for you when you they need you. The problem is that they are a slacker and gets his butt smacked 50 times for farting and is talented at neon art.
by crispychickennuggets April 13, 2018
A sinner plucked from hell to do God's dirty work. But they're finding it hard to believe they're in heaven.
We're Neons. Sinners plucked from hell to do God's dirty work. But I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven.
by Fried Water February 16, 2024
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
A smooth talking charmer who sweeps you off your feet at night but disappears by morning light. Fake cowboy, all heat, no heart.
by Bobsagets October 24, 2024
A derogatory label given to men who dress country as a style and to go to a club. Akin to a 'weekend warrior', but about a step down.
I love it when these Neon Cowboys come out here and find out how tough country life really is. Everyone wants to be a cowboy till they find out its nothin but work.
by 3rdCoast Raven March 31, 2020
Neon Daily has my trust.
by Randonarchy April 03, 2021