"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."
by Tard Ferguson July 02, 2019
Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
by Muslim Goat February 15, 2022
Kenan Nelson is a strong willed individual who makes other believe what he says, he likes to relax on sundays, watch anime, and read manga in his spare time. He is loyal and wants to make a difference in people's lives. If you have a kenan nelson in your life never let him go. He will be there to tell you bluntly what the truth is about your situation.
by Nectsotr January 11, 2018
by Ed shippo October 01, 2020
(n.)
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.
In fantasy football, when a player proposes a trade that insults another's intelligence, such as proposing Ben Tate when Foster is about to return or Dwayne Bowe when Cassel gets injured.
(ex.)
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.
See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.
That guy with a micropenis just offered me a nelson trade.
See also: insult, holocaust, Coach Sandusky, UCLA.
by Shrimp Etouffee November 16, 2011
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by Leroy Trevorson February 24, 2016