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internet neighbor 

noun. Somehow, you and your internet neighbor inhabit the same internet realm and are exposed to the same internetz even without concious sharing.
K: "Did you read that article about XYZ?"
D: "Ya"
K:"Did I send it to you?"
D: "No, I had already read it -- we're internet neighbors!"

Baby neighbor 

The one that finds your child wandering in the street when the baby mama and baby daddy are not watching the baby.
Baby mama and baby daddy were tired so they sent thier child across the street to the baby neighbor.
Baby neighbor by Kacey72012 February 21, 2019

Tough neighborhood 

Since income is not the factor that makes a neighborhood a tough neighborhood, it must be a neighborhood that's been around a while. A newer neighborhood hasn't been broken in yet must be the logic that separates one from the other. Like most neighborhoods though, there will be some who think its a great place to live, some who think it's boring, and some who make it sound like the most interesting place on earth, beyond just a great place to live or grow up.
The guy made his neighborhood sound like a war zone when he wanted more respect, and the most interesting place on earth when people didn't think he was interesting, always talking about shootings and robberies. Talking about a tough neighborhood can get as overrated as some of the parties described as the most popular can be. A bunch of people in the same place at the same time isn't always interesting.

Eskimo Neighbor 

A person who has participated in sexual relations at some time in the same geographic location as another.
I wonder how many Eskimo Neighbors I have after staying in this hotel.
Eskimo Neighbor by Yacob Yurl December 16, 2020

Under-30 neighbor 

noun; a person who will help you with internet and technology
Dude, you are such a Under-30 neighbor!

Mary Erins Neighbor

The bitch from across the street that won’t stop laughing like a hog
god, that mary erins neighbor us so funny