Napkin

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.

I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.

by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014

salty napkin

Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

by Young snaps July 5, 2017

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead

*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

President napkin Ghandi

The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).

person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer

by potnooodle September 6, 2020

nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

by JimTheNickel July 3, 2009

Napkin

A term for kidnappers and those who sell children, as they 'wipe away innocence' and 'clean up' the mess of exploitation. Also refers to those families ('Kins') who betray their own blood for profit.

Becareful of napkin

by Lookseehere April 5, 2025

pister napkin

Graffiti we found in New Orleans - Synonym for fucking

Can be used interchangeably as different verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and any other part of speech.

Pister napkin is a universal term that has many meanings.

One who is described by Pister napkin can mean ugly, hot, wise, dumb, and many things.

This word can be used as a synonym for anything you like.

That’s not very pister napkin of you!

You’re being Pister napkin right now.

I hate you, you stupid Pister napkin

by Psuedonem March 14, 2023