Mike

Thick mike

Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike

by LaNiyataylor June 19, 2019

Mike.

Mike is a person who sometimes is chill but other times no body fucking likes him and he is a fat sun of a bitch and his dick is very small and he gets a few girls but they are fat aswell and usually still look better than him but otherwise he is smart and is caring and will have the drive one day to be successful and gay

Mike. is cool and all but he is a fat bitch sometimes

by cookid101 November 30, 2018

Mike

Mike Is such a dumb ass. Who thinks he is better than everyone else. And is probably a guy playing Csgo.

"you are such a mike"

by TheRulerOfRulers April 2, 2017

Mike

The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike

he is a mike!! he is so smart!

by the really cool kid May 1, 2018

Mike

Your daddy

Mike is very thicccc

by NickIsBeast223 January 26, 2020

Mike

An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.

"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.

by kagdurban May 14, 2015

Mike

Cheating douch bag that picks slutty slobby snails

OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!

by applelover24011 May 4, 2018