MIWF

Mum I would fuck - how clear, didn't you see "American pie?"

-"Look, Kevin's mom's comin'!"
-"hmm...a real MIWF!"

by lizzy01 November 9, 2008

the midwest

the middle of America, also know as "the Bread Basket" of America. It is the land of wallmarts, mini vans, and McDonalds.

sharon lives in Iowa, she is from the midwest.

by haha your face December 28, 2007

midwest

-a place where they have more guns than people.
-wasted space between New York and Seattle. I'll keep Minneapolis and St. Paul (the famouse Twin Cities), thank you.
-an area so cold nine months out of the year that mexicans seem as though they may be the only ones smart enough not to go there.
-where it is costomary to pause for at least 2 seconds before responding in conversation. (The longer you pause, the more intelligent you must be)
-a famous childhood book called "Where the republican Things Are" is about the midwest. j/k
-a place that, if it didn't exist, the USA would be one huge city called NewYorkMiamiDallasPhoenixLAPortlandSeattle.
-the above can be used without permission.

jack)-lets go from our house in Seattle, to bobs house in Miami................

jill)-we're here!

jack)-did i miss anything?...

jill)-No

by LARDY February 27, 2005

Midway

A really crappy internet Forum that is filled with spammers and retards. It is run by a Troll woman named Sheyla who will call the SWAT on you if you make clone accounts. It has been attacked numerous times and many riots happen there,so they hire retarded people like Echo77 and Fused Chameleon,who are complete idiots. Usually big fads like Owls, and Objections happen, but then Sheyla the troll bans them all 1137 like.

The forum is constantly in war with a superior site, called ISB.

Wow,that site is so horrible, it's like Midway!

by Marluxia December 15, 2008

Tuloso Midway

The best school in the state of Texas and they are known for there five star academics and five star sports. They also are home to the best kids in Texas.

Wow I wish I could go to Tuloso Midway.

by TrulyFacts July 18, 2019

Midwest Redneck

The funnest redneck of them all, loves to party drink beer and have a damn good time. love their family blood or not!

Look at those Midwest Rednecks giving er hell!

by Redneck Rex January 4, 2019

midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's

My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.

by bleach blinders July 17, 2020