Microwave Memory 

The list of Microwaveable foods in which you have the exact instructions memorized.

Bob: Aw damn i threw away the box for the wings, and it had the instructions on it.

Mark: No problemo bro, ive got em stored in my microwave memory!

Bob: good looks!

Microwave Memory by Who Is Suspect January 24, 2011

Pork down memory lane

Sex with an ex-lover you haven't seen in awhile.

How did your meeting with your ex-girlfriend go? Oh really great. It ended with a pork down memory lane!

Pork down memory lane by BeeArr January 16, 2011

bad memory 

you don't remember shit

guy1 : do you know her ?
guy2: i dont know ! i have a bad memory

bad memory by Notjoseph June 26, 2014

Photographic Memory

When your memory of a party derives from photographs of the event rather than the event itself, because you were too fucking drunk to remember any of it.

Yeeeah, well I don't really remember any of Friday night, but I saw all the pictures, so I do have a really good photographic memory!

Photographic Memory by Scalcar June 6, 2009

Goldfish Memory 

Bad memory, forgetful

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?

Goldfish Memory by anonymous February 1, 2022

Snapchatographic memory

The unfortunately much more common alternative to photographic memory, ie, only remembering potentially memorable moments in short snippits.

Frustratingly short recollection of an important event.

Why don't I remember anything from my lectures when my exam is tomorrow?! Damn snapchatographic memory!!!

That girl that I took home last night was soooo hot! If only I could remember her face! Fucking snapchatographic memory, you strike again!

Snapchatographic memory by Dirty Ramboss June 7, 2013

core memory

i don’t know what it is that’s why i looked it up

i am not smart so i don’t know what core memory is

core memory by sister shook was taken May 23, 2021