Melvin

a nigga with a big ass dick

Melvin pounded my chocolate starfish yesterday and it still hurts

by faggotniggergaming2 February 7, 2025

melvin

a person who is a total nerd during the years 1998-2002

these guys are such Melvins

by @mrkulci August 24, 2018

Melvin

Melvin is a tall and handsome person, he gets picked up by women constantly. He is said to have moved mountains and the worlds. Melvin can be defined as someone who gets the job done. He is 69ft tall and has muscles the size of pluto.

Melvin can also be used as a compliment, as it means "god-like"

"Omg ur so melvin"

by Nasauranus May 10, 2022

melvined

Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions

"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"

"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."

by GME TENDIES January 29, 2021

Melvin

The blending of the names of Melissa and Kevin. The best couple on Earth. Real ride or die Bonnie and Clyde type.

"I cant wait to celebrate Melvin at their wedding.

by LocalLinda March 22, 2024

Sticky Melvin

When you melt a snickers bar between your butt cheeks and then immediately put the same snickers bar in between your partners butt cheeks.

The wife and I did the Sticky Melvin last night

by Ridiculosophy August 9, 2022

Melvined

To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.

As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.

Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.

by PuppetJustice November 20, 2021