Mega Douche

Glen Beck.

That mega douche, glen beck, sure is full of shit.

by stuntmanlos October 13, 2009

Mega Simp

A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.

Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Mega dick

If calling someone a dick just doesn't seem good enough then try Mega dick. It adds that extra kick and drives it home.

That Bobby A at work is quite the Mega dick. I wish he'd just keel over and die.

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

Mega Ultron

An extremity to what ever one is trying to describe.

Skater 1: Bra i just nailed a 10 stair switchfoot impossible!

Skater 2: Dude, that is mega ultron sick!

by DJ Morasky June 30, 2008

mega blocks

legos for poor people

rich boy:do you have legos
poor boy:no,but i have mega blocks
rich boy:mega what?
poor boy:never mind lets go to the park
rich boy:the what?
poor boy: you know what? go away!

by legofrenzy7 December 15, 2012

Ipod Mega

A common boombox or stereo. A poor persons I pod.

Randy told us about his new Ipod, but when we showed up at his house we found out it was just an Ipod Mega.

Randy: Yo, come check out my new Ipod!

Dan: Shut up you homo, thats just an Ipod Mega.

by steve hintsala April 22, 2006

mega stranger

sexual act; just as soon as you have realized your hand has fallen asleep, you go outside and run up to every woman you see and introduce yourself to each one using your still-numb hand, and ask them if they'll agree to give you a hand J with it. It is proper, but not necessary, to state that there is a time limit of around 3-4 minutes, as numb hands don't last forever. A nearly impossible act, they are highly regarded as one of the rarest and most respected forms of sexual contact between a guy and a girl.

~Jim has just awakened to find his left hand has gone completely numb~
Jim: OH fuck yea!!
~runs outside, approaches Jenny~
Jim: Hey girl I'm Jim, I like kick boxing, I drive an 88 Mazda RX7 and I have a dog named English, you wanna help me crank one out?
Jenny: Nice to meet you Jim. Me llamo Jenny and of course I'll jack you one.
~Jim instates the Time Limit Clause~
Jim: Fukkin sweet, but I should let you know you've got about 3 minutes to pump one off.
~Jenny takes note of the kind gesture~
Jenny: Well we'd better get going *wink*

~Jim has just executed the nearly non-existent Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009