Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Matty

Matty is a great guy. He is a loyal friend and will always be by your side. Just don't make fun of him, or he'll for sure yell at you. Otherwise, he's a kind and caring person who is there in your darkest times. He's a great boyfriend to anyone and will love you forever. Mattys are great people, so once you find one, never let him go.

"Hey, isn't that Matty?"
"Yeah, he's my best friend."
"Oh wow.. Just know that you should never let go of him, okay?"

by vorey27 March 31, 2022

Matty Mind

Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.

Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”

by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025

Mattie

Mattie is a fighter. A woman of valor. She tends to doubt herself but is always confident when need be. She fights for what she believes in. She can be loud but also soft-spoken. She is extremely sarcastic sometimes to deflect from answering deeply personal questions and other times just because she can be cynical sometimes. She's an interpreter of the heart with words of wisdom. She can get attached easily and she loves hard. She's full of compassion. She is meant to do great things.

Mattie is a sweet sweet girl.
Mattie loves too hard but I wouldn't ever change that about her.

by lovelywomanofGod1 November 22, 2021

Mattie

Mattie has the fattest and biggest cock out of all the males. He is sexy and has big muscles with voluptuous balls, good for slapping against big butts. He is always kind and the best anyone can get.

Wow that guy is a real Mattie

by goatcatcher November 29, 2021

Matti

Matti aka Mr Big Wood.

Have you heard about Matti? Yeah they say he’s hung.

by Mrbigwood November 23, 2021

matty

Someone who is inferior to Loy

Loy is just superior to Matty in every way

by Loyisbetterthanmatty March 17, 2020