matthew

a person with no balls.

girl 1: did matthew ask you out?
girl 2: no.

by someone very funny and cool November 21, 2021

Matthew

The biggest club penguin fan ever. Has collected everything and anything there is in club penguin. Usually gets sexually excited at the sight of a penguin. No one likes him in real life. Smells like pork chops.

Oh god, it's that Matthew again.
He smells like a Matthew.
That guy got a boner from playing club penguin. He is such a Matthew.

by pig on the smelly moon of cats August 30, 2011

Matthew

an amazingly cute guy with nice eyes and has a nice toothbrush and he loves to stay clean

omg look at that matthew

by meme chode October 4, 2018

Matthew

An smart, athletic jerk. Usually really pale.

Wow, did you see that Matthew

by DOGESHADOW13 February 12, 2017

Matthew

An annoying piece of shit who most likely will fuck up your life

He is so annoying
Yeah his name is Matthew so it makes since
Yeah Matthew Karl

by who_actually_knows February 2, 2017

Matthew

It is a person that is gay

Haha have u seen Matthew he must be gay

by Mason_ftw3118 March 23, 2020

Matthew

A NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always obsessed with star wars and everything about it. Could tell you which sith lord matches your personality the most if you asked.

Matthew, how have you not defeated Oggdo Bogdo yet???????????????

by matthewisanerd123 November 14, 2020