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Matthew

A fucking trash can at apex. Absolutely garbage at octane yet playing one of the best characters. So many fucking L’s, he just so awful at the game
Damn Matthew just fucking scolded the game as usual, but what would I expect from him
by Trash67805 September 6, 2021
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Matthew

The biggest club penguin fan ever. Has collected everything and anything there is in club penguin. Usually gets sexually excited at the sight of a penguin. No one likes him in real life. Smells like pork chops.
Oh god, it's that Matthew again.
He smells like a Matthew.
That guy got a boner from playing club penguin. He is such a Matthew.
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Matthew

An annoying piece of shit who most likely will fuck up your life
He is so annoying
Yeah his name is Matthew so it makes since
Yeah Matthew Karl
by who_actually_knows February 2, 2017
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Matthew

Matthew means gift from god, usually a matthew has a jaw line chiseled from the rock quarries of Mount Olympus with abs to boot. Matthew is a sweet and caring guy but will also give you the beast fucking of your life in the sack! he be extremely intelligent and good all sports. Matthews are selfless with a kind and giving heart but will also throat punch you. Matthews usually only ever love 3-5 people, and always will, till their dieing day. Matthews can get very emotional and find it hard to express their feelings, matthews love music and big boobs.
Matthew beast fucked me so hard it’s looked like hammers wolf pussy between my legs
by Mattyolympus November 24, 2021
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Matthew

An smart, athletic jerk. Usually really pale.
Wow, did you see that Matthew
by DOGESHADOW13 February 12, 2017
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Matthew

It is a person that is gay
Haha have u seen Matthew he must be gay
by Mason_ftw3118 March 23, 2020
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Matthew

A NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always obsessed with star wars and everything about it. Could tell you which sith lord matches your personality the most if you asked.
Matthew, how have you not defeated Oggdo Bogdo yet???????????????
by matthewisanerd123 November 14, 2020
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