Mansplain

The selfless act of a man taking a woman’s scattered “thoughts” and “problems” — you know, the ones flying around like drunk squirrels on Red Bull — and calmly organizing them into actual coherent sentences, priorities, and action steps.

Girl: “I’m stressed because my boss is mean, my boyfriend never listens, my apartment is a mess, and I think my hair hates me.”
Guy: mansplains “Okay, boss thing is fixable with this email script, boyfriend issue is actually you never saying what you want, apartment takes 45 minutes on Saturday, and your hair is literally just dry — buy conditioner.”
Girl (five minutes later): “Omg you’re so right, everything makes sense now.”

by Drunk squirrels March 21, 2026

Orgasm Mansplainer

Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.

First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.

person 1: "You just came."
person 2: "You are such an orgasm mansplainer."

by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023