Banter club. Only the most deluded football fans support this club. Anyone who supports Manchester United, just know they are deluded and tend to hype up their players to the most extreme levels after a win against relegation sides.
by OverratedEqualsRashford January 7, 2023

the ghetto with all the geezers
john: where are u off too?
kate: the ghetto with all the geezers
john: u mean manchester?
kate: yeah the ghetto with all the geezers
kate: the ghetto with all the geezers
john: u mean manchester?
kate: yeah the ghetto with all the geezers
by sum.star May 21, 2023

by Paul Pogba is going to Madrid May 11, 2019

The place where all kids go to chill.. as if
One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭
Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around
One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭
Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around
by Yumomma10000 December 12, 2021

This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": *Manchester Bumming* is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication.
Person1: The other day I accidently Manchester Bummed my wife.. So embarrassing
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??
by Sexiest John Around #127417538 April 7, 2025

Manchester is a medium-sized city in the north-west of England, a part of Greater Manchester, as of 2021, the city had around 500,000 inhabitants.
Manchester is well-known for it's two football clubs, Manchester United and Manchester City, who both play in the English Premier League as of the 2022/2023 season.
Manchester is also known for it's outstanding architecture, ranging from Victorian to modern architecture, the use of red bricks is commonly associated with Manchester, as most of the Victorian buildings are built with this material.
The city is known as "Cottonopolis", this due to the city having been a major contestant within the cotton industry during the industrial revolution, being a vital part of the British textile industry.
Moving on towards geography, the Mersey River flows through southern Manchester. Home to the Manchester canal, which links the city to the Irish sea. Other notable rivers are Irwell, Medlock and Irk, which all aswell flow through the city. Manchester is aswell a rather flat city, which is why it is where it is today.
For the purpose of statistics, Manchester forms the largest populated district within the Greater Manchester area.
A person from Manchester is referred to as a Mancunian.
Manchester is well-known for it's two football clubs, Manchester United and Manchester City, who both play in the English Premier League as of the 2022/2023 season.
Manchester is also known for it's outstanding architecture, ranging from Victorian to modern architecture, the use of red bricks is commonly associated with Manchester, as most of the Victorian buildings are built with this material.
The city is known as "Cottonopolis", this due to the city having been a major contestant within the cotton industry during the industrial revolution, being a vital part of the British textile industry.
Moving on towards geography, the Mersey River flows through southern Manchester. Home to the Manchester canal, which links the city to the Irish sea. Other notable rivers are Irwell, Medlock and Irk, which all aswell flow through the city. Manchester is aswell a rather flat city, which is why it is where it is today.
For the purpose of statistics, Manchester forms the largest populated district within the Greater Manchester area.
A person from Manchester is referred to as a Mancunian.
Mancunian: Hey Fredrick, wanna check out my home town, Manchester?
Fredrick: sorry bruv, I'm busy eating shepherd's pie in Kensington.
Fredrick: sorry bruv, I'm busy eating shepherd's pie in Kensington.
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc October 27, 2022
