manchester ohio

Lots and lots of ice heads
Lots and lots of whores
Lots and lots of hillbillies

You just can't go wrong here

That place, Manchester Ohio, is just so horrible.

by Myfatherwasamoonshiner69 February 12, 2019

manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience

person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.

by saibo September 2, 2023

James 44 from Manchester

someone who is usually well hung, desperate for attention, looks for women in the local Manchester area and isn't afraid to show what he's into

'Craigslist Personals'
'showing results for Men looking for women'
'James 44 from Manchester UK'

by Paul Heape May 31, 2018

Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.

"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"

by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023

Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.

Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"

by innocent_devil July 25, 2020

Manchester United

Banter club. Only the most deluded football fans support this club. Anyone who supports Manchester United, just know they are deluded and tend to hype up their players to the most extreme levels after a win against relegation sides.

My neighbour supports Manchester United. I live in London.

by OverratedEqualsRashford January 7, 2023

manchester scum

United fans who still believe their team is great

Let's go watch the Manchester scum embarasss themselves again

by Vynnee November 11, 2020