Merciful lobster

Pretty much anyone named Matthias

Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster

by The man of Paul February 4, 2022

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Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.

On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!

by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021

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Lobster hickey

A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.

Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.

by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021

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Lobster rolling

When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.

Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?

by Pasta December 4, 2020

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chair lobster

After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.

You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.

From Reddit user /u/moparornocar

by BurningRambo December 18, 2013

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