hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.

Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo

by 96blaze January 6, 2014

road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

by Dungle February 12, 2015

daddy lamp

Abusive sugar daddy

Chris Brown is Rihannas daddy lamp

by secretly.hate.all.these.bitche January 19, 2017

Amber Lamps

OH GOD HES DYING SOMEONE GO GET THE AMBER LAMPS!

OH GOD JEREMY IS HAVING A SEIZURE CALL THE AMBER LAMPS!

by gamer #37352628 March 7, 2019

Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

by The Erotic Frenchie June 12, 2017

Rubbing the lamp

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

by Lynialyn January 13, 2020

It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.

"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"

by mongoes March 20, 2012