Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

Kung, Pao, kuUng pAo, kunG paO

Kung, Pao, kuUng pAo, kunG paO

Kung, Pao, kuUng pAo, kunG paO

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Kung Fuck

Kung Fuck means to fuck you hard. Or used as daddy come and lick me I want your jello or juices

KUNG FUCK ME ,KUNG HUCK ME MAKE ME CHOKE TILL I CROCK

by Eat me love June 17, 2018

kung fuck

A humorous term for having sex in a kung-fu position, merging physical agility with intimate encounters for a playful twist on romance.

After watching that martial arts movie, they decided to try kung fuck—who knew fighting skills could spice things up in the bedroom?

by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025

Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam September 1, 2013

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga

person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what

by Super pixel March 7, 2022