University of Illinois

a crappy team with no heart that relies on pure luck and paying the refs to call the game for them. Runners up to UNC a couple of year ago but got there by many cheap fouls which were never called in the arizona regional final game. Home of loud cocky fans who don't know when theyve lost or cheated and home of wannabe basketball players who can't play for shit.

University of Illinois paid the refs to let them beat Arizona, even after fouling channing frye.

by Lute Olson December 6, 2006

dawson illinois

the sweetest farm town in the great state of Illinois. Roughly six streets, three street lights, a stop sign, six dogs, and one sheep. Population of roughly 500, the skyline is dominated by both the local water tower and the grain bins. Home to PJ's bar known for miles......one sick town

dawson illinois is sick

by R Dizzle #9 October 5, 2007

illinoise

The best album ever...... however when you hear the magical melodies of chicago and come on feel the illinoise, youll get a boner, even if you are a girl

"i show Illinoise to my girlfriend and she got a boner"
"damn"

by Francesco Enchiladas June 26, 2016

illinois screwdriver

Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth

My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver

by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).

Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018

Illinois Chaunce

The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.

Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.

by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019