Jonnie

A girl who's name is commonly confused with a boys name. She overreacts a lot. She falls in for like the hottest but meanest guys. Does stupid shit. Probably on crack. For some reason everyone knows a different version of her. Whether it be her being nice or a bitch. Personally its the second but we all have our moments. Oh did I mention she gets hurt all the time? She does.

Me: Did you see Jonnie trip today?

Friend: Oh hell yeah. That was funny asf.

by ayenonymous November 26, 2019

Jonny Rudder

That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you

Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!

by The Roc Nights March 27, 2019

Jonny

The most amazing, funniest and sweetest you’d ever met. Always stands by your side, will never cheat on you and knows that your his #1 majority. If you’re a nessa..boy do you gotta keeper🥺

Nessa: I love you jonny..

by AaaaayeH April 15, 2020

Jonny

He’s desperate for women and is on the verge of being a simp. He listens to the Weeknd and acts like he can relate to him. He respects women as well.

Cam: Hey Jonny you see that girl over there?
Jonny: Ou Damn I’m about to simp!!

by CameronGreigIsASimp May 5, 2020

Jonny Murton

When you just need to split the scenes just cause you need to split the scenes

Here, he couldn’t be fucked anymore he did a Jonny Murton

by Tadgedog March 16, 2023

Jonny

Likes girls called Kayleigh

Jonny

by Bigcrazyfrogg November 23, 2021

Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023