Jasper

the most perfect boy in the world, i could talk about him for weeks. His smile is so perfect and his humor and personality and facial structure and everything about him is amazing. I wish i could date him again. he is just truly amazing.but he likes someone else thats is way prettier, nicer, older, taller than me. If he gets with her im gonna kms i know he is meant for me
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Jasper

Jasper is the biggest son of a bitch, small peepee, asshole there is. He can be cool at times but once you steal his kill in Rainbow Six Siege, he’ll go on about how oppressed he is amongst the friend group.

A slang word for annoyingly playing music in your microphone. It’s probably Metallica.

To waste all of your loving mothers hard earned money on video game cosmetics.
Don’t be a Jasper! Save up your money!
by PyroSabr April 15, 2022
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chicken loves jasper
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JASPER CASE

a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH
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by noodle woodle January 19, 2021
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jasper

a guy that wants to get with all his mates sisters
jasper: yo bro is that your sister ?
garth: yeah she's 11

jasper: oh, age is just a number...
by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023
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A Jasper

When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.

Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.
‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag’

‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’
by De Robriguez April 27, 2024
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Jasper Hoffman

7'5, tall, wears glasses, has black hair, ass at valorant, amazing zoo owner.
by daddy salty July 16, 2021
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