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Jared

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!
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That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.
by PP Monger321 June 8, 2019
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Jared is a nigga

Yup that’s it

He’s a nigga
Her: hey have you seen Jared?

Him: no I haven’t ever since he became a nigga
by OwOkillme September 13, 2019
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Usually a name given to a retard or a name u call a retard
Kam why did you burn the house down your a Jared
by Yes no many so September 20, 2019
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Someone who is both a jock and a nerd
That guy is such a jared; taking all APs and captain of the water polo team.
by denscoth September 28, 2019
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A guy who is usually quiet in public but very loud at home. Usually Gay but has curly hair.
by Kiwiz37 October 8, 2019
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A fucking adopted cunt who thinks hes the shit. Beat his ass god damn it
Jared:I'm cool
The boys: Shut up jared your fucking adopted!
by Diabetic surgeon October 15, 2019
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