A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
An Ivy butt is by far the best butt ever, no doubt about that. It is thick, soft, and everyone wishes they had it in multiple ways. It is rare that someone has an Ivy butt without being named Ivy. If a girl is named Ivy she definitely has an Ivy butt.
If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
If you are with an Ivy you are very lucky!😏
Guy1: dude do you see that girls but!?
Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!
Guy1: should I go talk to her?
Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.
Guy 2: yessss that is an Ivy right there bc that is an Ivy butt!
Guy1: should I go talk to her?
Guy2: naw there’s her boyfriend there (making out) he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
An Ivy Butt is the best butt, no doubt about that. It’s thick, soft, and everyone either dreams they had it or wishes they had someone with an Ivy butt. It is rare if a girl not named Ivy has one. If you know a girl named Ivy then she definitely has an Ivy butt, she is what it was named after. So just know if you have an Ivy, your very lucky!😏
Guy 1: hey dude do you see that girls butt over there.
Guy 2: yessss that is known as an Ivy butt!
Guy 1:oh hells yes! Should I go talk to her?
Guy 2: naw there’s her boyfriend now he’s probably an Ethan.
Guy 2: yessss that is known as an Ivy butt!
Guy 1:oh hells yes! Should I go talk to her?
Guy 2: naw there’s her boyfriend now he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
Schools that are better than or comparable to the ivies. Includes all top 25 schools on the usnews ranking that are not ivies.
by Ojbk March 27, 2019
I hit a genital vein and almost died the other day while shaving back the genital vines of my penis ivy.
by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 26, 2011
He is a funny , comedy characted guy
Loving , simple but annoying at times
Best known for his cooking skills, always hungry..
Loving , simple but annoying at times
Best known for his cooking skills, always hungry..
Ivy grim he is one of a kind
by Ivy grim December 04, 2021