mino itis 

an undiscovered std that a man named mino had created

“i feel sick”

“did u sleep w someone from mpu”

“yeah”

“then that means you have the mino itis”

mino itis by juicybaby333 January 28, 2023

Uncle-itis 

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.

Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.

Uncle-itis by crembo February 1, 2023

American-itis 

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.

"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."

American-itis by vaqlued June 8, 2023

Nastynigga-itis 

Nastynigga-itis is something you catch for being a nasty ass nigga etc.

tyrone caught Nastynigga-itis from beating his 13 times without washing his hand

Nastynigga-itis by psuegoofyahhniguh August 9, 2023

Men-itis

A made up disease which a person goes crazy for men.
It doesn’t have to be exactly that, it could also mean the opposite.

Person: are you okay?
Me: No… I have Men-itis.. and there are alot of hot men here
Person: Menitis..?
Me: I love men so much I want a dilf to hug me to badly

Men-itis by TheRobloxMafiaMansimp August 20, 2023

Akron-itis 

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.

After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.

Akron-itis by EatMySheet September 20, 2023

kerney-Itis 

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone

Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis

kerney-Itis by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023